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FEBRUARY 29 has been crow-barred into the calendar to keep the Western world running with durch sprung technik efficiency; none of this sitting around waiting for moons to wax and wane and chanting mantras like you (possibly) get in less stuffy countries.
A made-up day like February 29 should be spent on things that you could never put into your Blackberry. I'd spend an entire day lolling about perusing Reveal, Look, First, Grazia, Top Sante, Love It, Hair and all those other lovely hair dressers' magazines you only usually get to read out of one awkwardly angled eye while your scalp's being sand blasted by the junior. Or I'd go to the cinema in the middle of the day and watch kidult flicks like Finding Nemo, Shrek and Ratatouille, right. For sustenance, I'd have sackfuls of white chocolate mice, strawberry bootlaces, Doritos and other cinema staples, bought from Spar, not the designated multiplex outlet.See the full content of this document
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Emma Pinch - Pondering Great Questions
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